Greetings. Today is important. Heroes is back on the telly. Also, it's St George's Day where all Englishmen dress up in full plate armour and slay dragons and Irish alike. Other than that, it is also IPATTCOMIAC Day which is short for International Pay Attention To The Crazy Old Man In A Cabin Day. This day encourages us to give away a "professional quality work" on the intertubes. Here at Fanboys Towers we have spent a long time cogitating on what best qualifies a work as professional quality and feel we have finally hit an infallible benchmark. We hope you enjoy.

Fight on technopeasantry, you have nothing to lose but your slapfights!Collapse )